Why read my blog? Who am I? While these are questions I wish I could give you outstanding answers to, in reality all I can say is that you will want to.I'm 19 years old and live in a small town in Arkansas. Not exactly a natural habitat for the loud mouth, over opinionated, bossy gay man. This has come to be my home during my youth though, and I'm sure I will always miss it a tad. I will be moving though, as soon as possible actually. I plan to go East. Light up Broadway, sip Cosmos with Carrie Bradshaw. You know, the works. Everything New York City has to offer. My only hold up is that I will be making an indefinite pit stop in Memphis Tennessee, seeing as my bank account comes to a total of $28, most of which hot checks are fighting over.

With that finally out of the way I guess it is time to confess that I do have an agenda. A big one...I have always know on some level that I will be famous. Seeing as I have zero performance talent, my most desired venues are not a possibility. I really would settle for reaching fame on any level, and this does include trying what I know I can not do. If I had to settle for being known as a boy lost at space in a hot air balloon, I would take it with a smile! Hopefully Mariah Carey is reading this right now, and will decide she needs a new gay best friend to drink with at award shows, and to help her boss around Nick Cannon. I mean, celebs and agents read random blogs off line all the time right? Here's hoping.

With this blog I plan to share my attempts, as they are usually a topic of great comedy for everyone around me. I also want to share my stories of messing up any romantic ventures I become involved in. Yeah, that's also my thing. So keep reading. Subscribe. If you did enjoy this, well, the fun has only started Baby.